{"product_id":"jalapeno","title":"Jalapeno","description":"\u003ch1\u003e💃🌶️ \u003cstrong\u003eJalapeño — The Cha‑Cha‑Cha of Everyday Heat\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🌶️ Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ejalapeño\u003c\/strong\u003e is the pepper equivalent of that friend who shows up to every party wearing sunglasses indoors — chill, confident, and somehow still doing a little dance. It’s not here to destroy your soul; it’s here to \u003cem\u003evibe\u003c\/em\u003e. Medium heat, bright flavor, and a personality that says, “Relax, I got this,” even when you clearly don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis pepper doesn’t try to be mystical, but it accidentally is. Slice one open and you’ll swear you hear a tiny whisper: \u003cstrong\u003e“Life’s spicy, kid. Keep moving.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e💃 Flavor Vibes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh, green, crisp heat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlightly grassy, slightly sweet, fully ready to cha‑cha across your tastebuds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for nachos, salsas, poppers, tacos, and spiritual awakenings that don’t require paperwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🌱 Growth \u0026amp; Plant Energy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlants reach \u003cstrong\u003e2–3 feet\u003c\/strong\u003e, sturdy and unbothered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e70–85 days\u003c\/strong\u003e to first harvest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduces steadily, like a pepper that’s clocking in for work and doing its job without drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrives in gardens, pots, raised beds — honestly, it’s not picky\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pack has 5 + seed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e⭐ Why Your Garden Wants This Pepper\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause not every pepper needs to be a fire‑breathing dragon. Sometimes you just need a reliable little heat‑bringer that dances through life with a shrug and a smile. Every seed carries a message, and this one wiggles its hips and says:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Stay spicy. Stay smooth. Cha‑cha‑cha.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sow Spicy Pepper Seed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47774782161155,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/0067\/7379\/files\/IMG_20210801_102639598.jpg?v=1771645534","url":"https:\/\/9sowspicypepperseed.myshopify.com\/products\/jalapeno","provider":"Sow Spicy Pepper Seed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}